Is your life too sane ???? Try some of these ?

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. Put A Note On The Paper Shreader Reading "Make Copies Here."

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Hard".

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Is your life too sane ???? Try some of these ?

Thats great. I might actually doa handful of those things just to get the weirdos around to go find a new person to hangout with, hehehehe....

hehehahahehehahehehehahaheh!!!

Is your life too sane ???? Try some of these ?

LOL!!!!

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lol,thats good

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lol

im starring this :)

but where is #20??

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i might try

2

3

6

11

18

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well enough people think i'm crazy, but i guess convincing the rest of the world can't hurt.

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thats funny poop!

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LOL.

I'm trying.

FERSURE.

Who wants to come play with me!?

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i've seen this before it would certainly make people to look at you as though you lost it.

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i love it!

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Gosh!! that`s incredible!

thanks

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Ha ha...#21: If there's no one else in line in front of you but you still have to take a number, when your number is called, shake your hips and do a victory dance!!

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I like #'s 1,7, and 16... i think I'll try them.

Hey, and if you're ever drinking downtown with friends, be sure to talk one of them into asking one of the policemen on patrol for a piggy back ride.

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LOL!

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Hilarious! I have got to show this one to my sisters.

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that is so cute, thanks for the laugh!!!!!!

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Doesn't everyone do that? um, uh-oh, maybe it's just me!

PMSL, those're great Lizzie!

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20. Capitalize Every Word In Every Sentence You Write.

LOL! My life couldn't be described as "sane" by any means, but after reading these, I almost feel normal. And #19 is priceless.

BTW, my desk IS a garbage can. Maybe I should organize a treasure hunt to find its surface.

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this is good i thing i'll try this it seems like a good idea that will get some people wondering maybe i'll get some mental health days out of it

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Those are terrific. lmao.

I tried them all then listed them as accomplishments on my application for Medical School.

I am now employed happily as a psychiatrist.

Thank You Dr. Kenneth L

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Wtf.