Amusing ways to annoy people. Read?

Announce when you're going to the bathroom "I am currently taking a sh*t so everyone, hold your nose"

Ask people to prove everything they say. (example: "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

Ask people what gender they are.

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Go to the grocery store and ask the person behind the register if they sell food.

While waiting in line for something, narrate the current setting.

Go to McDonalds and ask for some food to feed the fish.

Run around holding your elbows and asking people to please take the straightjacket off you

Tell everyone that you are undercover.

Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.

In a cafe, start humming the little mermaid song really loud.

Amusing ways to annoy people. Read?

Those are good. I'm adding them to my collection. Here are some of mine:

MOVIE THEATRE

Throw things at the people in front of you. When they turn around, point at the person next to you

When something really important's about to happen, like when they name the killer, scream LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER! and roll, laughing hysterically, down the aisle

Gasp after everything

Ask an usher or an attendant if they are expecting any turbulence

Shout 'Did you hear that?!?!?!?' after every sentence someone says

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "IT'S SNOWING!"

During the credits, point to the screen and yell that you know that person.

Point at one of the characters in the movie and announce loudly to everyone, "I WAS UP FOR THAT PART!"

Laugh louder and longer than anyone else. Extra points for snorting.

Get a group of friends together and cough REALLY loudly during a part where something is said quietly. Extra points if the character said the name of the murderer or something like that.

Talk to the person next to you about what you think is going to happen next.

Come to the movie a 2nd time and yell out what happens next. Extra points if you use a strong accent of your choice

Run in front of the screen with a friend and start doing the hokie pokie. Encourage others to join. Extra points if you fall. Extra extra points if you fall dramatically.

When something dramatic happens, gasp loudly, jump out of your seat, and yell, "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED!"

When a character in the movie does a difficult stunt or something like that, announce to the entire theater, "Oh come on, I could do that soooooooooo much better!"

When a song comes on, shoot up from your seat and thrust your arms in the air and scream, "OH IT'S MY JAM! I LOVE THIS SONG!" and do the worm in the aisle. Extra points if your feet hit someone during your wormy fun.

Say you have to go to the bathroom. Then spill water in your lap while no one notices and inform everyone you have are fine now.

Act like you need to stretch and punch the people next to you in the process.

Everytime someone approaches a closet during the movie keep shouting, "don't go in there, don't go in there, DON'T GO IN THERE!" when the enter the closet say, "GREAT! YOU WENT IN THERE! NOW YOU ARE GONNA GET YOUR HEAD BITTEN OFF! YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME!"

Zip and unzip your jacket to the beat of "La Cucharacha"

Bring in a portable TV, and watch a soap opera. At important parts of the movie, scream things like,"Derek, NO!" or "Jake, she still loves you! Don't give up on her!" Then pretend to cry. Loudly. Extra points if you make foghorn noises with a tissue.

Sit in the back row, and scream to any random person in the front row, "HEY! HEY YOU! YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU! YOU'RE A JERK!" then sit down and hug your blankie.

When someone next to you accidently brushes their hand against your soda or something, scream at them about it until they leave the theater. Then say to the snacks,"Don't worry babies, you are safe now."

Every minute or so, throw HUGE fistfuls of popcorn in the air and yell KABOOM! Extra points if you add hard candy that hurts when it lands on your head

LIBRARY

Ask someone where the nearest toilets are, then 'SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!' them when they try to answer

Gather loads of books, and walk around dropping one occasionally. When someone asks you what your doing, whisper 'Leaving a trail.....'

Horde all the Harry Potter books in a corner. When people walk past, announce shiftily 'Nothing to see here....'

Put a bright yellow pair of pants on your head and run through the library yelling THEY'VE GOT ME!

Rugby tackle anyone turning a page. Explain you were trying to save them from getting a paper cut.

Wear a top hate and bid every one a good day in a really bad English accent

FLAMETHROWER!!!!! MUHAHAHAHHA!

ON THE STREET

Ask them for their autographs. Refuse to take no as an answer.

try and take their jackets

try and sell random items eg: an egg or sibling or friend

Pretend to die dramatically in front of people. When they bend down, shout YOINK, grab their shoes, and leg it.....

Ask them where the nearest country is

Put on an eyepatch and leer at people

PIZZA DUDE

End every sentence in 'because that's what the Matrix wants me to order'

Laugh when they talk

Ask for caviar. When they say they haven't got it, gasp and slam the phone down

Rap your order

Ask them to guess what you want

Alternate between a really high voice and a really low one. Make weird screeching sounds

ELEVATOR

block the level buttons. when people get on ask which floor they are going to like u are going to press the button for them and then say 'oh thats nice' and turn away

Block the doorway with a desk. Ask people if they have an appointment.

Charge elevator tax

Scream everytime the door closes

Put red paint around the hatch, sit in a corner, point upwards and whisper 'I think they want in'

Hum the LotR theme tune. When someone tries to get in, scream YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Amusing ways to annoy people. Read?

Wow. I'm going to have to try these sometime. Thanks!

Amusing ways to annoy people. Read?

I'm so going to do that!!!

Amusing ways to annoy people. Read?

GOD I SHOULD DO THAT!!!

Amusing ways to annoy people. Read?

yep. You even got old grumpy here to laugh.

Amusing ways to annoy people. Read?

HAHAH!!!!!!!

Those are great!!!!!!!

Amusing ways to annoy people. Read?

HAHAH!my personal favourites are:

-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

-Go to McDonalds and ask for some food to feed the fish.

-Tell everyone that you are undercover.

-Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look

Amusing ways to annoy people. Read?

thats good stuff, also try

playing napoleon for a day in full costume and attempt to conqure people