* Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
* Drum on every available surface.
* Staple papers in the middle of the page.
* Ask 800 operators for dates.
* Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
* Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...
* Honk and wave to strangers.
* Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
* ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
* Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
* Pay for your dinner with pennies.
* Light road flares on a birthday cake.
* Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
* Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
* Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".
* Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One".
* Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
* Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
* Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
* Name your dog "Dog".
* Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
* Ask people what gender they are.
* Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
* Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
* While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
* Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
* Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
* Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
* Ask to "interface" with someone.
* Sing along at the opera.
* Mow your lawn with scissors.
* Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
* Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook... something about "psychological profiles".
* Stare at static on the tv and claim you can see a "magic picture".
Learn to be annoying %26lt; some did"nt read it before %26gt;? HHHMMMMMMM FUNNY. I WONDER IF ANYBODY ACTUALLY DOES THIS STUFF
Learn to be annoying %26lt; some did"nt read it before %26gt;? funny...not quite..star..thx
Learn to be annoying %26lt; some did"nt read it before %26gt;? only type in lowercase
Learn to be annoying %26lt; some did"nt read it before %26gt;? Pretty funny and I noticed some new ones in there... bob your head like a parakeet.. heehee!
Learn to be annoying %26lt; some did"nt read it before %26gt;? Keep tapping on someone shoulder to get their attention
to keep calling someones name to get their attention
Learn to be annoying %26lt; some did"nt read it before %26gt;? Pretty close to my list.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't come to their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers call you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity ... e-mail this to someone to make them smile.
Learn to be annoying %26lt; some did"nt read it before %26gt;? that would be annoying alright.....but funny :)
Learn to be annoying %26lt; some did"nt read it before %26gt;? How funny --- I do wear a cape that says "Magnificent one"
BUt my dog is called Cat..........................
Learn to be annoying %26lt; some did"nt read it before %26gt;? haha, how do you get some many characters in a question, i couldnt do that, check this out http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
