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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called Therapy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...

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That was funny in accordance to the prophecy

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yepp

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no

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Okay, thank you. Bye.

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All of these are crazy.

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LOL

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I sometimes do number 6 but instead of smuggling diamonds i write "for gay porn"

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I can't say i've done any of those things but i've recieved the email before lol!

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no...funny though :)

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I' ve done at least 8 of em

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LOL! Nope, I can't say that I have done any of these, hopefully I never will. LOL! =%26gt;

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#s 8 and 13, but everyone is crazy.some just cant admit it

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1 and 4 I've thought about doing.

3 I've done.

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wow that's awesome and sorry never done these cause I have a life ha no punctuation one out of twenty

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i like it...i may have to try a few of those some day!!! lmao

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hahaha that is hilarious and if you noticed i am not using any punctuation ehehehe well it is actually kind of hard to do so lol

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i love this!

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yes...hahaaa i have one maybe

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i do the punctuation one quite a bit :) sometimes the only thing i use punctuation marks for is the smiley faces lol

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hahahaha

I gotta star it so I can send it around later

cheers

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You forgot about insisting that your email adress is Elvis_the_king@whateverwebsite or Xena_warrior_princess@ whatever website!

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Have you ever tried to drown yourself in a water hazard only you realize that you can't keep your head down that long?

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Love 5,7,12,14,17 and 18..especially 12 and 17. haven't done any of them but have kept a small bundle of bamboo canes next to my desk " for the pandas" after I bought some for the garden and a co-worker asked me what I needed bamboo canes for.

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okay, I always do #'s 3,9, 10, 11, 13, 15, 17, and18! #9 is especially fun! You should try them some time, cuz too many people care too much about what random people think about them!

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lol..really into insanity

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I like the diet water bit.

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HA!HA! No but i will now. Keep your eye on the police report.

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no, but i would like too

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THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!

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no i haven't, but theses are hilarious (even the ones i've heard before) i definatly will try almost all of these.. .lol

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No i need a sense of humour