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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 . Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Send This Posting To Someone To Make Them Smile.

Its Called ....... therapy

Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much

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Number 5 is the work of an absolute genius.

Thanks for those LMFAO.

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Hahaha It made me laugh too. Thanks I am going to try to do some of them =D

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the opera one is fantastic.

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I`ve ordered fish and chips with a diet coke

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Great way to start my day... love the one where one of the kids has go to go haha

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Lol-

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ROFLMAO! that is funny! lol! I hope you post more of these! 閳借　妯嗛埥琛℃▎閳?br>Have you ever done any of these?

lol! I've already sent this to some of my friends! I LOVE IT!!!!! lol! thanks for the smile=]

*star*

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Ya. I'm definitely going to order a diet water next time I go out.

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nice one ha ha ha ha

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I like 10.

lol

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I did the intercom thing but i got to try some others.

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=]

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that was so funny im gonna e-mail that to people now lol

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Haha diet water xD

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hhahahaa they're funny

i never did any but i think i will

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haha, no i havn't.

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Brilliant, a good laugh when i got home from work.

thank you

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LOL!!! I'm going to try number 10...

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brilliant. Very good lol

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It made me laugh too. Have a nice day my friend.

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That's funny. #'s 10 and 18 really got me.

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lmao im gonna go to applebees to go, order a diet water, and keep insisting that the order is take out. then take my food and go to the zoo and do that one. lmao i gotta send all of them to my friends thx

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LMAO damn theyare brilliant in accordance with the prophacy