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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8 . Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

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I love this and made a copy. I'm going to give it to a friend in the building so she can give it to her son. He should get quite a kick out of it. Thanks for a really good laugh!!

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a big yes. im gonna try some of those things

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yes

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o my god that was hilarious. I can't wait to try these things. How many of them have you done?

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Yeah, funny, but it seems like a lot of work, guess I could spread it out over time...

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hahaa the diet water!lolllolol rofl

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The last half were more funny than the first, but I'm definitely going to do it!

I love the "Things To Do at Wal-Mart" list閳ユ敄hat one's hilarious.