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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I be glad to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

She nodded and accepted the risk. "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer was rather strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

It took a moment for the customs man to absorb the statement, but once he did he had a hard time keeping a straight face as he called out, "Next!

Its old but still funny what do you think?

lol!!! FUNNY!

nice one!

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oh dear

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i reaaly like it :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

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the custom thinks its the priest's "thing"!!!!! funny

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very good for this time of the morning,

its star time

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Oh my! That is funny!

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LOVE it!! that's great!!

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Are you sure this is old because it's really funny!

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Never heard that one before! LOL! I'm giving you a star for that! Thanks for the laugh, I've had a rough day and that really cheered me up!

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HAHA!

I love it!!

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that one made my eyes get all big and round,and my jaw drop. but i didn't laugh.

but yeah, i like that one! LOL

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Hhahahahahhah good 1 wat a classic i give u a STAR

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Very clever joke.

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ha ha ha ha

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that was freakin funny lmao thanks man

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still funny about an 8/10

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Very good

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cool

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Good one. I like it

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Oh dear, but still very very funny. lol

Its old but still funny what do you think?

wicked!!!

now....whats a good one for getting cigs through?

lol

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