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20 things i do everyday to exercise my mind:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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xDD! those are brilliant.

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U HAVE A WEIRD SENSE OF I DONT NO WHAT

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None of the above.

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I'm gonna try a couple of these at work.

Thanks for the mood lightener.

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Wait! There's only 19! What?

And I do these allllllll the time. It's fun! I also like to point at people and have my fingers as double barrel guns and say, "I like your style."

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haha. thats awesome. #1, 10, 15, 17 and 19 are my aves. oh hell, i love all of them!! did u write this? i love it! thanks for the laugh. :%26gt;)

they have similar things on bored.com in case u wanna check them out. :-)

thanks again

can i have diet water?

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Sounds like fun to me

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ROFL...I loved these.

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sounds interesting

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those are hella funny. i would probably do a few of these. haha!!

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3, 5, 9, and 11 sounds like me.......lol !

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Nope but lol funny he he he."""""

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hahahahaha those made me laugh

ive done numbers.. 1,3,5,8,910,11,12,1317,18, and my aunt did 19 to us!

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hahaha i like those!#1 would be a good one to try!!

%26lt;3always!!

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lmao and rofl

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O.k., what is the 20th?

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aha sounds like fun...might try some of those :)

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Lol, nice, those are pretty freaking funnyXD I'll have to try those at school once Winter Break is over...

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Lol!! Those are hilarious. I'd do at least one of them

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Lol, thats funny. I'm going to try some of those! Thanx....