Tuesday, May 1, 2012

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland?

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What



May I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's



Electronic hair dryer for my mother閳ユ獨



Birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm



Afraid



They'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through?



Customs For me? Under your robes perhaps?"



I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not



lie.



With your honest face, Father, No one will question you; when they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.



The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"



From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to



Declare."



The official thought this answer strange. So asked, and what do you have to Declare from your waist to the floor?"



I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is to date, unused.



Roaring with laughter, the official said,



A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland?

LOL! That's a good one.



Thanks for the early morning laugh!



A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland?

That's kinda dirty, but funny.



A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland?

Brilliant so far but what's the punch line ?



A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland?

Dude where did you get that joke from.Hahahahaha:D



A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland?

good 1 pmsl 10/10



A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland?

Loved this one, well done, even bet it happened. 10/10



A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland?

WTG mate!!!!! Ta!!!!!!

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