Wh has seen thes actual label instructions on consumer goods?

1. on a hair dryer: do not use while sleeping

2. on a bag of crisps: you could be a winner! no purchase neccessary. details inside

3. on a bar of soap; directions: use like regular soap

4. on frosen dinners: serving suggestion: defrost

5. on a hotel provided shower cap: fits 1 head

6. on a tiramisu dessert: do not turn upside down (printed on the bottom of the box)

7. on a bread pudding: product will be hot after heating

8. on packaging from an iron: do mot iron clothes on body

9.on a childrens cough medicine: do not drive car or operate machinery

10. on sleeping tablets: warning: may casue drowsiness

11. on a kitchen knife: warning: keep out of children

12. on a string of christmas lights:for indoor or outdoor use only

13. on a packet of peanuts: warning: contains nuts

14. on an airlines packet of nuts: instructions: open packet, eat nuts

15. on a chainsaw: do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

Wh has seen thes actual label instructions on consumer goods?

Yes, the reason why is because the companies are afraid of lawsuits. Either some moron has done it or some idiot might sue.

Also, these morons bankrupt companies for "harming" them, also companies that has nothing to do with it

quite sad isn't it?

I mean the freaking reason to say "Do Not Eat Battery Acid" to avoid legal problems

Wh has seen thes actual label instructions on consumer goods?

wow, I can totally see the necessity of those instructions. Not!

Wh has seen thes actual label instructions on consumer goods?

Sadly- I have seen most of these..the iron one is the best though...you forgot MacDonalds coffee...warning-contents are hot!!!!

Wh has seen thes actual label instructions on consumer goods?

I've never seen those but my shampoo says to wet hair, lather, and rinse thoroughly.

Wh has seen thes actual label instructions on consumer goods?

These instructions are just one of the more obvious dead giveaways of the falling of western civilization.

Wh has seen thes actual label instructions on consumer goods?

on a medicine - shake well before use...

on a vodka- do not drive and drink...

on an ointment- for external use only..

Wh has seen thes actual label instructions on consumer goods?

I just read this warning label from my new cell phone booklet....

Do not use in microwave!!