Stupid warning labels?

what are the most dumbest ones youve seen?

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a straightner

Stupid warning labels?

On a blanket from Taiwan:

Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

Warning on fireplace log:

Caution -- Risk of Fire.

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:

Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

On a hair dryer:

Do not use in shower.

On Marks %26amp; Spencer bread pudding

Product will be hot after heating.

On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions - open packet, eat nuts.

On some frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap:

Fits one head.

On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid:

Warning: May cause drowsiness.

Warning on a cartridge for a laser printer:

Do not eat toner.

A wheel 13" a wheelbarrow warns:

Not for highway use.

Stupid warning labels?

Lol, sounds like they put a blonde on the job!

Stupid warning labels?

do not use in shower...lolz

Stupid warning labels?

Many times they put what we call stupid warning labels onto things, because they were actually used by people in that way. After getting shocked, or having their hair burned off because they slept with the iron, these stupid people take the company to court for not warning them not to use it in this way. Very often the company has to pay the stupid person money for being stupid. This makes companies have to warn about common sense things you or I would never do.

Stupid warning labels?

"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife

"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.

"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron

"Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine

"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets

"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.

"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.

"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch

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