If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20
feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and
uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!!
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 98/XP environment, it will leave
the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full
bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses
Have you heard of the "Bedtime" computer virus?
Did you make this one up yourself sweetie?
Figures!
It sucks!!
Short bus!
Have you heard of the "Bedtime" computer virus?
wow i can feel myself getting slimmer this is great
Have you heard of the "Bedtime" computer virus?
Lol! That's seriously how those freakin chain letters are!!!
Have you heard of the "Bedtime" computer virus?
You didnt say i would poop my pants also.... thanks for the warning
Have you heard of the "Bedtime" computer virus?
THIS IS FUNNY BUT 20 SECONDS PASSED ALREADY
Have you heard of the "Bedtime" computer virus?
Whoa! That stunk! Lol!
Have you heard of the "Bedtime" computer virus?
Thanks for the heads up!
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