Honest & Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

The priest forgot to mention that it was to be used on wet areas........... as for the rest of his explanation,..... hehehehehe

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

HAHA pretty funny! First answer gets best answer.

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

jajajaja... marvelous little instrument, you deserve the star, hilarious!!

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

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Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

yeah very honest!!! Star though

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

Aaaahhhh Loved it. lol Thank you for sharing

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

that was funnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy star for u ps, lov ya

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

very witty

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

nice!! a star is born

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

heard that many many times, but still funny up to date!

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

hahahahahahaha

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

Funny...

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

Dunno

Honest %26amp; Smart Priest... Joke.. LMAO (star if u like)?

Wow.

Thats something I would love to witness.