At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Insist that your e mail address is:
Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyn...
Elvis-the-King@companyname.com
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 閳ユ窔N.閳?
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Specify that your drive-through order is 閳ユ涪o go.閳?
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
How to prove you're not insaine...?
Oh dear, oh dear..................... definitely time for a new career.
How to prove you're not insaine...?
Well, in these cases, you just cannot prove such a difficult thing as "not being insane"!!
How to prove you're not insaine...?
lol some were better than others
How to prove you're not insaine...?
lol, ABSOLUTLY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luv it! u get a star!
How to prove you're not insaine...?
On man.. Nice!! Very Nice!!!
How to prove you're not insaine...?
lol ....... i don't know if i'm laughing because its kinda funny or because i think u maybe insane
How to prove you're not insaine...?
I've heard some of these before, but they're still great. Have a star.
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