How can i get high with the following items...?

a can of shaving cream

a bar of soap

some AA batteries

an empty bottle of snapple

a coffe maker w/ coffee beans

and a hair dryer

How can i get high with the following items...?

take them to an airport bathroom and trade them for gay meth sex to the foot tapping senator and/or church leader in the next stall

How can i get high with the following items...?

If you figure it out, let me know.

(Just kidding...)

How can i get high with the following items...?

Stick them all up your bum and smoke a joint.

How can i get high with the following items...?

hahaha

oh come on, there has to be something in your house more useful than those things.

i doubt any of those would work, even huffing the can of shaving cream probably wont work

surely you have something better than that stuff

How can i get high with the following items...?

By sticking your tongue in a 220 outlet. While making coffee, with saving cream on your face, holding an empty bottle of snapple, with some AA batteries. While taking a bath with the soap and hair dryer. Try it, you'll like it.