How to keep your sanity?

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your e mail address is:

Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyn...

Elvis-the-King@companyname.com

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 閳ユ窔N.閳?

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Reply to everything someone says with, 閳ユ翻hat's what you think.閳?

Finish all your sentences with 閳ユ窔n accordance with the prophecy.閳?

Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

Dont use any punctuation

is this familiar to anyone?

How to keep your sanity?

HAHA LMAO that was reaaal good, im wrking on hmk due tom (its 11:30) and that was my break, really funny, made me LOL big time =) thanks 4 tht, and i plan 2 do the ATM one and i DID the one about asking why the poems dont rhyme @ a coffe house, and the ppl were like ...soooo shocked! haha lol, then i kept sayign stupid things like , (when a gurl was reading a Hiku) i said,'u no thats not a complete sentence right?' lol, and when a guy read a rhyming couplet i said, 'well i wanted it rhyming one...but i didnt ask for it to suck' , and they almost kicked me out, but i said i have a poem to read, and every one was shocked when it actually turned out 2 be good...HAHAHA LOL

How to keep your sanity?

Hhaa nice, i tried a few of those once ( btw the cars slowed down )

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Hilarious! 10/10.

How to keep your sanity?

HAHA! I should do that! thanks!!

How to keep your sanity?

funny

How to keep your sanity?

oh gosh i just love you man! LOL

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this is very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanx for the laughs!!!!!