HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars

to see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom (Don't disguise your voice)

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear

them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your

boss is of the opposite gender.)

Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you are doing. For

example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the

break room. When people complain that there was nothing there, lean back,

rub your stomach, and say, "You've got to be faster than that."

Reply to everything someone say with "That's what you think."

Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

Don't use any punctuation.

Ask people what sex they are.

Specify that your drive through order is "to go."

Sing along at the opera.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because

you're not in the mood.

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

everyone i know,knows i'm insane

if i do any of them, i'd be in the nuthouse, quick as wink

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

LMAO THATS JUST FUNNY

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

And whenever you write a check, on the little space on the left where it says "for" write "for sexual favors".

Keep smiling. Makes everyone wonder what you are up to.

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

teeheehee, thanks for the chuckle.

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

Wander around spouting poetry to a two inch teddy-bear.

"I wandered lonely as a cloud......."

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

Hahahahaaa, you already know i'm nuts hun.

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

lm learning things l didnt know yesterday

starred

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

LMSUIAO You've been talking to my wife LOL She has all those traits and more

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

OMG, I love you.

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

LMBO!!!

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

good one...really funny..lol

HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE....?

I'm printing this out, its just as good as the "Idiotic Labels" by mumson45