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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father - - Next!"

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That's hilarious! Thank you for sharing! Wonderful! (Got to go share this with everyone I know, now.) Best clean joke I've heard in months. :D

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Thats a good one.

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Not bad

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That is funny.

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Well, he didn't lie. That's great. I love it.

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LOL I Love it

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LOL! priceless.

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I chuckled.

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haahah i like it

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I love it. Its awsome

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It's funny honesty.

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LOL - Thanks, think I'll use this at our morning huddle tomorrow~

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that's great! the only catholic jokes I know are dirty, dirty.

Catholic jokes are always hilarious.

and I'm Catholic

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Makes me smile

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I thought it was kind of corny %26amp; outdated.... Are you a quaker?

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hahaha...that was really funny! keep em coming!

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Hahahahaha, It's funny, IS THAT WAS HAIR DRYER OR MEN'S INSTRUMENT.

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that was cool, i'll share around the office.

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funny :)

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hee hee hee....that was a really good one!

u made my day!!

:-)

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Smart answer!

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haha!

That is funny!

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this is a very good one, clever answer without the priest telling a lie, brilliant! a star for you dear!