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Had to pass this one on to you! %26gt;%26gt;IF you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not %26gt;open it.%26gt;%26gt; Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It can delete anything on disks %26gt;within 20 feet of your%26gt; computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of%26gt; your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the%26gt; tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch%26gt; any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to%26gt; call only 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish%26gt; tank.%26gt;%26gt; IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING%26gt;%26gt; It will drink ALL your beer.%26gt;%26gt; FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?%26gt;%26gt; It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting%26gt; company.%26gt;%26gt; It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If%26gt; the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will%26gt; leave the toilet seat up and your hair dryer plugged in dangerously%26gt; close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags%26gt; from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk%26gt; with whole milk.%26gt;%26gt; WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.%26gt; And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart%26gt; so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front%26gt; of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.%26gt;%26gt; Send this warning to everyone!!!%26gt;%26gt; REMEMBER: THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!%26gt; Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!%26gt;%26gt; And look at you - you're on the computer

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Ha ha ha.!!!

Excellent one Chris.!!!

10/10.!!!

Going straight home to have sex, lol.!!!

Cheers for a laugh.!!

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Thank you. Report It

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you need to get a life

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interesting ha ha ha

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LOL!

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cool

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lol

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Ok...?

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That is very good. Thanks for sharing. Have a star. lol

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Excellent. Gave me a right laugh. lol

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kk

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too long, nobody has the patience to read it.

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nice one made me smile

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lol...at least the last part is right.....your on the computer....

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haha

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Gotta love the part about the fart!

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I enjoyed that. Thank you. Very funny.

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ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

10/10

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Oh, Oh, Oh boy did I laugh that is a *********** if I could for that one That's stars by the way

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Thanks!!

I did laugh!!

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Lol - think I might just not get out of bed tomorrow, this put the frighteners on me (lol) Very funny.

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