1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don t use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever u go out to eat...use a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around ur Work Area and play tropical sounds.
Is this a good way to maintain your sanity?
lmao. I have to write these down. can you talk a little slower?
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lmao
diet water...
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Funny! I like all of them. Got any more?
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They would help you but probably drive everybody else nuts!
Funny, though.
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Ha! So funny! i once ordered a diet water!
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hahaha.....good one
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Ace ha ha ,,,,,
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Why would a woman with sexy eyes even think of all that senseless stuff. Here's looking at you kid.
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LOL very funny especially the last six.
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omg.
LOL
Pretty funny stuff.
Is this a good way to maintain your sanity?
LOL, all things that could drive others crazy, but just so long as you keep your sanity-well that is all that counts. =)
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