Friday, April 27, 2012

19 ways to help maintain a healthy level of insanity?

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.



2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.



3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.



4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."



5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.



6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"



7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."



8. Don't Use Any Punctuation



9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.



10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.



11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."



12. Sing Along At The Opera.



13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.



14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sound



15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their



Party because You're Not In The Mood.



16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock



Hard.



17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"



18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,



Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"



19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going



To Have To Let One Of You Go."



19 ways to help maintain a healthy level of insanity?

he he he, i love lists like this. I actually did write ' for sexual favors' on some checks I used to give out for club dues. ... I was disappointed when no one seemed to notice



19 ways to help maintain a healthy level of insanity?

rofl, i love these things! I especially liked number 7 :p



19 ways to help maintain a healthy level of insanity?

heard it before, good one!



19 ways to help maintain a healthy level of insanity?

lol thats FUNNY



19 ways to help maintain a healthy level of insanity?

lmmfao..... that is superb! * 4u!



19 ways to help maintain a healthy level of insanity?

haha



19 ways to help maintain a healthy level of insanity?

I like 2, 4 , and 6 most! Thanks for the laughs!

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