Monday, April 23, 2012

Wanna keep a good level of sanity?

i have done at least ten of these...which one have you done?



1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and



%26gt; point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.



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%26gt; 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.



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%26gt; 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want



%26gt; fries with that.



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%26gt; 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".



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%26gt; 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has



%26gt; gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.



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%26gt; 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling



%26gt; diamonds".



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%26gt; 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the



prophecy".



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%26gt; 8. don't use any punctuation



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%26gt; 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.



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%26gt; 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a



serious



%26gt; face.



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%26gt; 11. Specify that your drive-thru order is



Wanna keep a good level of sanity?

LOL..........



I really liked some of these, I wish I had the personality to pull them off.



But, if I did any of these, I think my Friends and family would have me committed.



Enjoy being such a fun person! :)



Wanna keep a good level of sanity?

all of the above



cheers



Wanna keep a good level of sanity?

7 10 9 but I like 6...I will use that



Wanna keep a good level of sanity?

Nope have never done any of those things



Wanna keep a good level of sanity?

how bout, ordering something at a fast food resturaunt that isnt on the menu



Wanna keep a good level of sanity?

Ok, I have sung along at the opera, but through absent-mindedness. You must really irritate people! But it's quite funny as well.

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