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Jan 7 2008 8:14 AM

Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. :)

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The M emo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'.

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

Its Called ... therapy.

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This is a hoot..

I can see all the attorneys in my office now, I am going to use the****DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT ALL DAY MONDAY***

They come in and out of my office all day long, giving me paperwork, I am gonna see how they look, and the trash can,in box also.............

This made my morning, I bet alot of people would love use the trash can in box, and really mean it

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lol...this sounds like so much fun~

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lol

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ha i have to try some of these...

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LMFAO!! That made me really laugh! I can honestly see myself doing most of these things! Thanks for that, you have just given me lots of new ideas to prank my buddies at work!

Im going to star you for this one too..I think all my contacts will appreciate reading this!

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Thanks a bunch for including this. It was soooooo hilarious!!!!! I loved it!

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i think the last time they put the ...straight jacket on me....i might have done 4 or 5 things on that list...is it A sign????