Monday, April 23, 2012

I have a joke for you(well did you like it)?

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"



"Of course. What may I do for you?"



"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"



"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."



"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."



When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.



The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"



"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."



The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have



to declare from your waist to the floor?"



"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."



Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." Next!



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Yes, that was cute. :)



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ummmm........ nasty....... but i guess its ok......



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LOL.......... thanks for a laugh........



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funny



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praise the lord ha ha ha he heeeeeee... that was good. i loved it.



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that was funny! it took me a while but i got it.



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haha cute



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Relatively funny. Brought a smile to my face. Ta!



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Ha ha! You made me laugh!



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He never lied and that was a good one!!!



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HAHA I thought that was halarious! Thanks!



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Hahahahahahahahaha lol yeah that was gud!!!!!!!!!!!!



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ha!ha! A good and funny joke. It made me laugh!!



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i loooved it .ur good at least u made me laugh out loud,everyone is turning to look at me now...i am in a public internet cafe.



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that's cool



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I like it very funnny! :) giggles!



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Bravo

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