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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten OverTheir Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And

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Sounds fun.

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This still cracks me up every time I read it. Thanks for the laugh!

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Kinda funny but someone will take it serious, page themselves over the intercom and find themselves fired!

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i always loved that me and my friends tried to do some of those one day

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Its cute. Some of them are kinda silly or odd... but its has some good ideas!

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lol that is funny but you never finished it! I'm gonna go out and do it!

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I think some of its a little looney.

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that was very...... interesting to read

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well i thoroughly enjoyed it!! i thought it was rather funny and i think i may do some of those things to piss people off =) I liked it!

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Bwahahaha! Don't forget to add, "Ooh la-la" to the beginning of your sentences.

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I've done all of those at least once...

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ah yes, those are very good,, but you forgot one LOL

When in Wal-mart, go into the dressing room, wait about 5 minutes then yell...

"HEY, THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE"

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i may try paging myself on the PA, but not untill the first of april, my manager is a big prankster, he just might get a kick out of it

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I found this hilarious. Finally someone really made me laugh....."do you want fries with that." Hilarious!!! Thank you.

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hahaha , that made me smile ... thanks

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Funny the first time I read one of these, not so funny the 4567th. Sorry.

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Stop telling all my secrets!! LOL

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i love #1, 4, 5, 9, 10, 11, 14, and 19!! lol that was funny!!

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hey I do those things all the time! does that mean I am insane?

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Hah, we alwasy write more sexual memos on our checks....but it'd be like a 25cent check too. So you konw the bank is definatly paying attention to it.

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You just made a list of my goals in life. I'm going to do number 12 tonight!

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hahaha! this is funny! :]]]

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the world will come to an end so don't care

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Lol... i can't wait to page myself tomorrow!! i think i'll also refer to myself in third person all day like "Sally will have some diet water to drink now,yeah Sally wants fries with that"

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that is sooo funny i should totally try some of those

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SO awesome....DEFINITELY goes with insanity!!!!

LOVE #5, totally cruel!

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I guess i'm insane.

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is really funny i email to a couple of friends of mine who iam sure never heard from it.

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Though it simply defines a jerk still it's interesting and funny.

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is an oldie but a goodie

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im in a room full of sixth graders and when i read this i started rolling on the floor laughing. they thouhgt i was having a siezure!