An attractive woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, can I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your habit perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: "I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." "When they got to the Customs, she let the Jesuit go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anythinig to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." "The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist down to the floor?" "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father, Next!!"
Star if funny.
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He should have added that it gets hotter the longer its turned on! - nice one
The Preachers Remedy?
lol, took me a while but i get it. lol, i like it.
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Haha!
Yes, it's funny, but I don't know how to star it x
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I don't get it...
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very nice
The Preachers Remedy?
hehe.
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