Anything to declare?

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course

What may Ido for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.

Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you

have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."

"Next."

Anything to declare?

Lmao. Funny joke. Thanks for the laugh :)

Anything to declare?

pretty good!

Anything to declare?

OMG, I can't believe I went ahead and read this. Cute and it did make me smile :)

Anything to declare?

Ha ha ha ha ha good one 9/10

Anything to declare?

hahahaha now thats funny