Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

Here's some I either heard about from friends/saw myself:

1. In school, my teacher typed a test, and on the top it had the vocab. words. The instructions were: write the vocabulary word. lmao!

2. On Windex- Do not spray in eyes. wth?

3. On baby oil- keep away from children.

4. On my hair dryer- do not use in shower! lol

5.Stridex Foaming Face Wash - May contain foam O.O

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

haha. yeah one time i saw this commercial for an attorney and they said, "If you or a loved one has used this medicine and suffered from blah blah blah or even death then please call this number" lol. how are you gonna call and complain about that medicine if you "experienced death"?

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

I like funny girls but you're a little cranky.

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

I have seen emails that had list of these. Like on a Superman costume, Do not try to fly in this costume.

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

I like on Christmas lights "For indoor and outdoor use only" as apposed to underwater?

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

That was good. My husband's chainsaw came with the warning, "Do not attempt to stop blades with fingers". Aaaaw! Why not?

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

Oh, yes . . . wouldn't want to forget . . . lol.

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

Planter's mixed nuts.

Warning: May contain nuts.

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

On the clothes dryer information packet there was a warning not to put children into the dryer and turn it on.

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

ya the instrustions are always retarded...

please answer my question:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

ha.......ha........lmao!!!!!!!! lol...lol !!! wow ok...i dont get it....?

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

Of course. That is because there ARE dumbasses out there who don't know any better and then attempt to sue companies for failure to notify them of (obvious) potential dangers.

It's a testament to societal stupidity.

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

Our teacher did that too once, my friend is studying to be a teacher at uni and a couple of months ago he mentioned to me that it's one of many techniques used to test your observation skill.

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

Lol here are some I found:

On the bottle top of a (UK) flavored milk drink -

AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

On a bag of Fritos -

YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.

On some frozen dinners -

SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.

On Nytol sleep aid -

WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

When we bought or BBQ it said turn dial to light.

Dumbess instructions shown on a product?

When I was a heavy equiptment mechanic way up in Northern Canada, we took delivery of a fleet of Japanese bulldozers. With the machines, we got all the books (Parts cataogues, 0perators hand-books, and repair manuals) necessary to maintain the machines. However, all the books were in English, but with a very heavy Japanese accent and spelling mistakes. Among all the hilarious language mistakes, the one I will never forget is : "Do not drive machine in water or mad."