Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a

Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries

with that.

4 Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten

Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with "According to my friend ET."

8 Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

Yes I do and I love your suggestions maybe I will incorporate them into my day starting right now according to my friend ET

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

Thank you for choosing me for best answer! As for ET...I think he's hiding somewhere in my home! Chuckles!! Report It

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

I haven't done all on your list, but some....One to add...A friend of mine, every time we went out to eat, would ask the waitress, "May I have more Parsley please"...............

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

I have a friend who is a rabbi...with a sense of humor. Send to his temple mail order smoked hams, subscriptions to Playboy magazine, a Beenie and Cecil the sea serpent cap with the spinner on top as a 'backup' yamica. It's in a plastic case that say's 'Break Glass in case of Emergency'.

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

haha i am working and its cold here but this made me laugh, thank you!

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

I have a neighbor like that, I am watching her right now trying to light her cigarette while she is blowing her nose using a kleenex. Shes out by the mail boxes waiting for the mail man. It is 6:12 am he comes at 2:30 pm. Love her, she makes my day.

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

Two of my favorites are:

"Hand me that piano, please" when helping someone move.

Sign in as Lamont Cranston for a dinner reservation at a restaurant.

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

I have a healthy level of both, when one does not work I switch to the other. Gets me through the day.

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

I ordered a diet water once, and the waitress asked "Which flavor?" I've been certified nuts, so I really loves these suggestions! Insanely funny is always good.

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

I haven't done any of these, but I am sure going to print this off and give some a go!! lol lol...they are great!!

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

Those were great!

So I guess you're not suppose to sing along at the opera huh?

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

I've dome many of these things and expect to add more to my list. Thanks for the suggestions.

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

it was I would like to think balanced lately but when the insanity kicks in stand well clear xx

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

Interesting question... ;)

So, is this humor or insanity?

I see a lot of humor here and I

love it! Laughter is the best medicine !!!

Who is to say?? LOL

It is all a matter of opinion,

only God knows for sure!

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

I'm seriously insane in a humorous sort of way.

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

Humor is the ONLY sense I DO have --- how about you ?

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

Those were GREAT!

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

Great list I'll print it out. I love playing the old and senile game. Especially the one with the hair dryer. If you could see my car you would understand just how funny that would be.

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

You made me laugh out loud and I am sitting here alone. I printed it for my husband and he says that he has done # 2,3 and 11.

Once while in Lowes my husband ran up to a couple who were trying out doorbells and said "Dominoes pizza delivers?" Remember the commercial where the doorbell rings and everyone gets up and runs to the door?

The couple was not impressed but I was.

I am too shy but I am at least insane enough to appreciate this kind of thing.

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

now thats the kind of humor i like%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;thanks%26gt;%26gt;

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

I love #3 and #4. I am retired so I can't do #4 but I wish I could. #3 I will do when I can fit it in to a conversation. Thanks for the giggles.

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

These are insanely funny and I laughed out loud too - and yes I do live alone. Thank you for a really good laugh - I needed that today! Ciao CJ

A star 4U

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

That was hilarious, especially the hairdryer one. Thanks!

I'm making a copy for my husband.

Do you have a healthy level of humor or insanity?

you forgot juggling produce while grocery shopping.very important.