These are dumb warning labels companies put.?

Liquid Plummer

Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex

Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger

Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Baby Oil

Keep out of reach of children

Wet-Nap

Directions: Tear open packet and use

Stridex Foaming Face Wash

May contain foam.

Christmas Lights

Warning: For indoor and outdoor use only

Mattress

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches

Caution: Contents may catch fire

Hair Dryer

Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Heinz Ketchup

Instructions: Put on food

Marks %26amp; Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating

Infant's bathtub:

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

These are dumb warning labels companies put.?

good one and few more to add.

In Honour of Stupid People . . . .

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

"Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Sainsbury's peanuts --

"Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking

this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On a bag of Fritos --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap --

"Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners --

"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

"Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me time?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid --

"Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(..I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Chris tmas lights --

"For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor --

"Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: say what?)

On a child's Superman costume --

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

These are dumb warning labels companies put.?

Most of them are there because of lawsuits which just goes to show how stupid juries can be sometimes.

These are dumb warning labels companies put.?

chainsaw - do not use in bed.

These are dumb warning labels companies put.?

Right~~~

For the idiots who like to spend time in courtrooms.

But those are great!

These are dumb warning labels companies put.?

New and Improved..........

How can it be improved if it's new????????

These are dumb warning labels companies put.?

ONLY IN AMERICA YAAAY

These are dumb warning labels companies put.?

Nice one - they are a hoot! lol

These are dumb warning labels companies put.?

thats old~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

These are dumb warning labels companies put.?

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