Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone.

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

Haha, thanks for the chuckle.

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

Thanks for the heads up - will be on the look-out...

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

I`m on to it now,,,,,ha ha ha

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

Flush the toilet while I am in the shower.

Now thats bad.

Good looking out man.

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

Thanks Alf! Will warn my system administrators to be on the lookout and keep some Twinsavers close! LOL

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

Not funny.

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

I love your sense of humour

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

...sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you? I must say I'm intrigued! And my 20 seconds are almost up!

5, 4, 3, 2....

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

This is just what I need to sort out my chaotic life. At last some sort of a system to things ... a real bedtime treat !

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

You know what you almost made me believe that was true on the first few lines.Thats a good one man

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

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Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

hahahaha....................good 1

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

...and my doctor is sending you this bill....hahahaha...my ribs are finished......

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

I don't know about igniting the person nearest to me - with my arthritic knee the sparks from that creaky joint would ignite me!!

Thanks for a great laugh, I will definitely send the message on to all my address list.

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

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Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

hahaha. VERY funny.

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

LOL, thanks! I'll definitely keep an eye out... =)

Urget! Urgent! Have you read details of the latest PC virus about to hit South Africa?

why'd you guys block me from asking questions here?