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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

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GREAT!!

Star for you!!!

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Haha!

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read that this morning and it was very funny.

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Cute... .

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hahaha the preist needs to use his brain next time...they prob didnt search him tho

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hahahahaa ingenious, very funny without being rude, a star for you!

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A star for You!

LOL!!!!

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theat's a good 1

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classy, elegant, very funny

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hahaha!!!!!

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magic :)

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Are you naughty or are you naughty, i do not give you a star but i make star

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lol

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hoo boy....

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haha

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Well done.

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lol

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he he. that made me giggle

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haha!

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ha ha ha funny

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Awesome!

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Worth a star, very good.

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haha. good one

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i heard it somewhere eh?

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rolling rolling haha

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lol that's awesome! thanks for the laugh!! heeheehee

:)

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GREAT FUNNY

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LOL thx I needed that laugh!

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An honest answer. Very funny.

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Very good.

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what is the ?